how are you?

Everyone asks it all the time: “How are you?” or “How’re you doing?” It’s almost neverĀ truly sincere; what the enquirer expects and wants to hear are that things are fine.

So how’s this for an Abyssal response: “Empty, irrelevant, and happy.”

Now you might ask what would an Abyssal ask in place of “How’s it going?”

It’s a trick question; an Abyssal doesn’t really care.